Because Ripp needs some TLC. His plumbbob is so red he could apply for a job as a fire-fighter truck.
First step: getting him off his arse. After letting him play a bit because I'm doing exactly the same thing, ain't I?
The kid's almost eighteen. He's a romance sim. And he hasn't even flirted with anyone yet. I'm not even sure G.Buzz has had the bee talk with him. So I'm taking him to the nearest community lot so that he can, hopefully, meet a hormone-raging teen. Instead he meets...
"You've got a great rack, Chloe."
An important life lesson was learned here.
I'm not asking you to call her mum, guys. Get over it.
|Gratuitous lulzsmustle pic.|
I know, I know... I hadn't heard of default replacements yet...
Yeah yeah. Like that line's gonna work on Pollination Technician #9 Smith, your arch-enemy.
(Oh and look at Nervous Subject looking all smart and stuff in the background!)
The other guys are, I think, Sinjin Couderc and BJ Wendland.
Buck: "Yay! I like food!"
Kristen: "Step 1: Open a restaurant. Step 3: Kaching!!!!"
This is the moment I fell in love with Buzz.
I didn't take any chance with Ripp, though:
Yes, Bella, I'd be shocked too.
Ripp promptly uses the line that works flawlessly for Yann on the GIRL.
She didn't like it.
More importantly? That picture right there? Autonomous hang-out.
I <3 them.
Well, now that Ripp's gone, this blog post is obviously about Buzz.
|And his grin.|
I can't get enough of it.
Me: *melts down*
Unfortunately it's already time for Paradise's birthday. Boo hoo.
She's got Kristen's nose and, I think, Buzz's eyes. It's a bit of an odd mix, but I'm sure she'll look fine.
Eh eh. For the record: I didn't make them do it.
I didn't actively keep them from doing it, either, tbh. Not after *that grin*.
Anyway, Tank was missing his daddy and invited him Downtown.
They decided to sing together. Very badly, may I add.
Ripp was there, too.
In the background you can see Jill Smith, and Marsha - whom you'll meet later, once I get around posting about Uni. To sum up: she's Tank's girlfriend, and she's adorable.
Buzz, Nervous, Jill, and another dude who's often around but whose name I can never remember.
Then General Buzz left for another community lot and had an interesting conversation with Pascal...:
Don't mock Pascal. I'd be scared too if G.Buzz was pulling that face at me.
Lazlo: "Yo! I'm cool!"
Yes, yes you are.
Back at home:
Kristen gives that toddler-skilling thing a try, but she's very tired. Still: cuteness!
Buck is a big nerd :-)
Buzz. OMG loveness! He also rolled all the big toddler wants, unlike Kristen. So he gets to teach Paradise all the big skills.
BJ Wendland is becoming a permanent fixture of the family. He's great with Paradise.
Buck can baby-sit just as well as BJ!
YAYYYYYYY!YAYYY! Buzz will grin some more!!!
Time-machine moment: *this* is Buck's first kiss. I've messed up the order of the blog posts a bit, well, at least they're still roughly the same age. Anyway, it makes sense in my head. Yesitdoes.
I just feel a bit sad that Buck, official nerd sim, got his first kiss before Ripp. Oh well.
"Daddy!" "YES! Daddy!"
And now. The sole reason of that blog even existing. The most important picture on internet. The answer to all of your existential questions. I present you with...
|General Buzz's potty-training face.|
You don't believe me? Proof:
This. Serious moment here. This is why The Sims 2 still rocks: because of General Buzz's potty-training face.
I fucking love this game.
Here. Have a bit of pure love. Just to help you through the day.